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Title: The taxidermist
Post by: Malkyp on April 21, 2008, 05:02:04 PM


This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

 


Title: Re: The taxidermist
Post by: DAVE727 on April 21, 2008, 05:08:19 PM
 :crylaugh: :crylaugh:

very good


Title: Re: The taxidermist
Post by: Loz on April 21, 2008, 07:32:55 PM
nice one malkyp.. :crylaugh: :thumbup: :lmao: :lolsign:


Title: Re: The taxidermist
Post by: KELIAN on April 21, 2008, 07:39:25 PM
oh yes.... like this one  :crylaugh: :crylaugh: :crylaugh: :crylaugh:
 :alien: :alien: :alien: :alien: :alien: :alien: :alien: :alien: :alien:

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